The Whore (A.K.A. Miley Cyrus)

Okay, I really hate admitting this, but when I was younger I did watch Hannah Montana. I bought Miley Cyrus's first two albums. In my defense, I was a preteen, so I still didn't know what good music sounded like and the music that she made fit my life at the time(we're the same age).

I haven't liked Miley Cyrus for a long time now. I wouldn't say that I hate her, really, just that I wasn't interested in her or her music anymore. I fell out of my Hannah Montana stage before the movie came out, so - you probably don't know this if you never watched the show - I wasn't into her stuff for very long.

It's been a while since I've even heard anything about Miley. The last thing I heard was that she and Liam Hemsworth - her (maybe?) ex-fiance(who knows about celebrity couples now?) - had broken their engagement because he was caught cheating on her. Now I see why he wanted to cheat on her.

Cyrus just released her new music video to her also new song, "We Can't Stop". It's...it's... I don't even have words for this garbage! Seriously, can someone please explain to me what is happening to the world and its music these days? I can't find any - and I do mean any - good new music anymore. Even Demi Lovato's new album - I've worshiped her from afar for a very long time now - was seriously disappointing.

Back to Miley... Her new song is about - you guessed it - partying, the new and only subject that anyone can write a hit song about these days. In it, Miley sings about drugs, sex, and doing whatever the f*ck you want to, when you want to. And it's horrible.

Before I get into the evaluation of the song and the music video, I just want to make a few things clear. I stumbled upon the music video when I was looking at the news on my computer and saw the article titled, "Top 8 Best Music Videos This Week". I guess I must have double-clicked Miley's video or something because it opened the video in a new tab on YouTube.

I watched it, wretched, and proceeded to speak my mind in the comments section. A war began after that. I'll come back to this after I talk about the song and the video.

Song first. Here's the lyrics: "We Can't Stop" lyrics 

So, there's nothing really weird or offensive about the lyrics in the beginning. It's not until we get to the chorus that there is a problem, but I want to wait to talk about that because it has to do with the war the descended on me in the comments section of YouTube.

So some people would take offense to the strip club part, but it's whatever to me. I've booty shaken with the best of 'em. What I do have a problem with, however, is the part about, "Everyone in line in the bathroom; Trying to get a line in the bathroom". Okay, wait. She does know that they still air episodes of Hannah Montana on the Disney channel right? Right? Then why is she singing about doing drugs at a party when the kids who watch her show are at the age where they are mostly influenced by friends and celebrities?!

Let me make this perfectly clear: I am not saying that Miley has to be a babysitter. I'm saying that she a trashy little brat who doesn't care about anyone but herself. No, she can't help it that little kids look up to her, but does that mean she should dress the way she has been and sing about these things(drugs), trying to ignore the fact that these little kids look up to her? No f*cking way.

 B*tch, you knew this was going to happen when you got your daddy to get you the part in Hannah Montana! You wanted this! Don't want it now? Don't want little kids looking up to you anymore? You want to just do whatever the f*ck you want, trying to be an adult(and failing) without caring about anyone else? Well too f*cking bad. You signed up for this, missy.

Back to her attempt at trying to be an adult and failing... A real adult steps up and takes responsibility. Miley isn't taking responsibility for anything! When people call her a sl*t for the way she dresses, she calls them an idiot and goes on her way. Everyone is telling her she's a sl*t for the way she's been dressing, but she hasn't heard a word of it. So, yeah, she's definitely not mature or an adult in any way.

Anyway, I don't know what to say about the video. Watch it yourself. I'm warning you, though, it's like 3 or 4 minutes of your life that you can't get back. It's - to say the least - pretty freakin' weird. Here: Miley's SUPER Weird New Music Video 

So...yeah.

Okay, now to the comment war that ensued. I wrote a comment about how trashy Miley was in presenting herself in that music video. For Christ's sake, she almost pulled her f*cking panties off! In the comment, I talked about her references to drugs - she talked about two in the song, though the Miley fans will tell you that's not true. The cocaine reference was easy, but the other one was harder to catch.

Here is the REAL chorus. Don't let anyone tell you differently. Also, Miley can say what she wants about the song, but not all of it is true. If you have half a brain, you could easily figure this out:

So la da di da di

We like to party

Dancing with Molly

Doing whatever we want

This is our house

This is our rules

I won't continue because that was the only part I needed you to see. "Molly" is slang for ecstasy, which is a very common drug at house parties(what the entire song is about). Miley and her fans insist that she is singing, "dancing with Miley," but she has an accent, so it sounds like Molly. Bullshit. Yes, Miley has a bit of a country twang, but it's not that bad. If she wanted to sing her own goddamn name, she could have very easily. For example(it took me forever to look this up): in one of her old songs, "See You Again," her name is in the lyrics as well. If you listen to it, it sound exactly like Miley, not Molly. Cyrus is talking about ecstasy in her song, she just doesn't want to admit it.

This is what caused the big comment war. People(Cyrus fans) kept replying to my comment, saying, "It's dancing with Miley, not dancing with Molly". *facepalm* Dumb asses. I did comment back to a few of them, but I never insisted that it was Molly because I knew they'd never listen to me. So I just wanted to write it down here so everyone would know: THAT B*TCH IS IS IS TALKING ABOUT ECSTASY IN HER SONG!!!

Let's get on with it. Slutty clothes, slutty grinding on the bed, slutty butt-smacking throughout the entire video... But, no, Miley isn't a slut at all(according to her fans)! Whatever. Go try and sell that obvious bullshit to someone who's more like you, someone who doesn't think about things before they open the hole in the middle of their face.

Whew. Sorry, got a little heated for a bit, didn't I?

Bottom line: Miley Cyrus is a self-centered, slutty little brat who should be shoved out of the entertainment industry and right on her little, bony, white as hell ass.

End rant.
For now >:D